Small Foo, Master Foo, Pity Foo

My younger bro loves to barge into my room and pop the question "do you have a sweet/breath mint"?

One day, this was how the conversation went:

Y: *barges in noisily* can give me a sweet?
J: *as he helped himself to mentos* you think here is mama shop ah?
Y: No, mama shops don't have 24/7 one *makes his way out noisily again*

Another day, he was forced to drink some bitter chinese medicine since he was coughing. In front of all the elders at home, he exclaimed (as if the whole world is hard of hearing):

Y: SI BEI bitter leh!!!!!!
*everyone looks at him with the stunned face*
F: you ungrateful boy ah, buy medicine for you still make so much noice, complain complain complain.
J: *still a lil stunned with a chuckle* woah I like the improvement in your vocabulary ah. Your dictionary is advanced version one ah, go school learn all these things come back.
M: *with her fantastic sarcasm* next time you don't scold si bei lah, you scold SI BU, then pass the curse and bad luck to me. Ai mai?

Today, I met him in the computer room and whined:

J: *with exaggeration* How!! I very stressed leh!!!!
Y: *with even more exaggeration like Mark Lee in his movies* I ALSO VERY STRESSED LEH!!!! Got so much homework to do!!
J: eh you sec 2 boy, you want we exchange work lah. You try do mine then see who more stressed?? SEC 2 BOY.

And note, while the conversation was going on, his eyes were glued onto the computer screen, at his shooting game. What a great actor.

Anyway, there's a continuation to the garfield/snoopy joke my elder bro cracked. He's busy mugging for his papers also, so my mum and the both of us would have lunch in the living room together these few days.

M: Got time you go find your cousin in his shop lah.
(another) Y: Don't want lah, not free. Plus he ah, of all things don't put go put a fortune cat in his shop. We Christian mah, like that like not good.
M: Then you go and tell him lor..
Y: Siao eh auntie. I where got so undiplomatic one. This kind of thing of course cannot tell him straight in the face lah. You want must say, eh brudder you want put don't put this cat with the hand swinging like that lah, you put garfield also can, snoopy also can, some more they look cuter! *bursts out laughing by himself*
M & J: -silence-
J: hur hur hur, not funny at all.

Man, how can family conversations become an entertainment. I must be too stressed.